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Ivey is back playing poker again and here is our poker song about it. Yo Ivey! That’s your last marker boyyyeeeee! Yo FTP. Let’s ship it! Dice dice baby. Dice dice baby. All right stop. Deregulate, we’re MISSIN’ Ivey’s back, with a gamblin’ ADDICTION Dicey, the floor always invites me Throwin’ like TJ, daily and nightly WILL WE GET OUR FUNDS? Yo, I don’t know Shut off the site, and I’ll go Leavin’ the scene, I’m bettin’ Mike gonna ramble Players enraged, I betta block out the scandal LANCE Go write another list, foo I don’t wanna be on your cover in full view THEN LEAVE I’m gettin’ action from Chan and Guy In the US get arrested for felony Love it or leave it I’m gonna get PAID I’m not gonna fold When the board runs SPADES Think I have a problem? Yo, I’m solvent Check out the ‘book while the dealer revolves it Dice dice baby. Dice dice baby. Dice dice baby. Dice dice baby. Sue me. Chestnoff’s on retainer. Canned Michelle Clayborne, that’s a no-brainer. Split me. Divorce wasn’t pretty. Now I owe markers all over the city. Namesake at Aria, can’t even play there. Laugh while Lucietta tries to cash checks from Tiltware. Missing At the WSOP, I’m gone. You kids want a refund, ask your boy Dwan. Fade ya. Hidin’ out in Australia. Pledge allegience to the US of Asia. Comso Still takin’ my action. Subject Noah needs to write a retraction. Nerdy white boy with the goofy-ass parodies: Get off my nuts, go write songs about Barry G. Gamblin’ It’s my favorite past time. Left all your …

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